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jelee-:

castleoflions:

magicalzebra:

running-on-neon:

when you can’t draw anything but eyes

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kawaiigod:

sex in the shower? no. slip and bust my ass. break my dick. she slippin too. she knock her head on the tile she passed out. bleedin. i cant walk cause my jimmy snapped. thought this was gonna be sexy and we both end up half dead.

(Source: zootedboy)

I have absolutely no idea what the fuck I’m doing - 10 word story about me everyday all of the time (via hazzzzel)

msandells:

here’s a cool idea: date me, i’ve been single for over 4 years now and i’m starting to lose my ability to talk to the other sex.